I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. Iβm starting to see why you drink so much.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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