Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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