Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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