How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i think my mom watched the whole time
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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