we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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