So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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