just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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