Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
