PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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