Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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