"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
