Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Randomize
