quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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