It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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