How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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