glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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