so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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