slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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