I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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