so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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