the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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