Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It's blow job season.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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