so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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