So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
