By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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