Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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