Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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