suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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