you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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