You work out of a Hotel?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Randomize