If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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