What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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