So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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