Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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