i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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