did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...