It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.