Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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