Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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