hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
