O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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