Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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