why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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