So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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