Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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