I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
