RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Too much gin, very little bucket
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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