I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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