question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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