theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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