Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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