i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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