she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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