Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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