Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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